Best and Worst Jobs

Scott Adams: “There are a lot of jobs that I wouldn’t want, and “third highest ranking al-Qaida leaderâ€? is right at the top. But I can tell you for sure that if I ever got that job, the first thing I’d do is narc out one of the top two guys so I could move up a notch. Apparently one of the perks of being in the top two is having a really, really good hiding place. The number 3 through 10 leadership guys are pretty much scurrying between mud huts and looking at the sky a lot.”